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	<title>Jason Bradford &#187; Funny</title>
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		<title>Therapeutic Way Do Deal With Annoying Twitter People</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Apr 2011 16:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Bradford</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Of course, I love everyone&#8230; and no one annoys me on Twitter.  BUT, if they did- this is how I would deal with it. &#160;]]></description>
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		<title>How To Compete With Your Neighbors Xmas Lights</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 03:37:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Bradford</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Love this.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love this.</p>
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		<title>Double Rainbow!!!  Double Rainbow!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 02:47:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Bradford</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is &#8216;so intense&#8217;. This dude is awesome and it&#8217;s amazing how excited he gets over this! Not making fun. Would be cool if we could all wrap our minds and hearts around something that took our breath away.]]></description>
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		<title>State Of The Union and The Muppet Show</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jan 2010 03:55:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Bradford</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Obama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[state of the union]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[What do you do when you get bored with the State of The Union Address? You whip out photoshop and have some fun. I did.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What do you do when you get bored with the State of The Union Address?  You whip out photoshop and have some fun.  I did.</p>
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		<title>Excessive Celebration: Never Gets Old</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:29:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Bradford</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[ping pong champion]]></category>
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		<title>Who&#039;s The Oldest Twit?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 00:44:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Bradford</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m curious who the oldest person on Twitter is. I mean, the oldest one actually using twitter daily. I know we got 60 covered, but do you know someone who is 70 or 80 using Twitter? I&#8217;m using the hashtag #oldesttwit &#8211; Can we find the oldest twit??]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m curious who the oldest person on Twitter is.  I mean, the oldest one actually using twitter daily.  I know we got 60 covered, but do you know someone who is 70 or 80 using Twitter?</p>
<p>I&#8217;m using the hashtag #oldesttwit &#8211;  Can we find the oldest twit??</p>
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		<title>Great Stocking Stuffer &#8211; theCRICKETtoy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 Nov 2008 17:46:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Bradford</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cricket toy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stocking stuffer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Have you ever had an awkward pause in a conversation where you could have sworn you heard crickets chirping? Now you can ACTUALLY hear crickets chirping. Check out theCRICKETtoy. theCRICKETtoy was created by my friend Jeff Anderson, a songwriter/producer in Nashville with a goofy sense of humor. He has several awkward videos posted here and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Have you ever had an awkward pause in a conversation where you could</p>
<p>have sworn you heard crickets chirping? Now you can ACTUALLY hear</p>
<p>crickets chirping. Check out <a href="http://www.thecrickettoy.com/intro.php">theCRICKETtoy.</a></p>
<p>theCRICKETtoy was created by my friend Jeff Anderson, a songwriter/producer in Nashville with a goofy sense of humor. He has several awkward videos <a href="http://www.youtube.com/theCrickettoy">posted here</a> and you can buy your own cricket on his <a href="http://www.thecrickettoy.com/intro.php">website</a>. Matter of fact, it would make the ideal stocking stuffer for the teen in your life. Everyone knows they are full of awkward moments…</p>
<p><img src="http://jasonbradford.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/unknown.jpg" alt="thecrickettoy" width="217" height="145" /></p>
<p>Watch His &#8216;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=251MfU-vFKQ">Not the Greatest Singer</a>&#8216; Video</p>
<p>P.S. I told him I would help him get the word out, so please copy and paste this entry in your blog and ask your readers to buy a toy and put this entry in their blog. I want to see just how many blogs we can get this fun, toy (Great Stocking Stuffer-only $5) on! I think we&#8217;ve got the next “pet rock” and it&#8217;s fun to be a part of creating a cultural phenomenon!</p>
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		<title>The Digital TV Conversion- Best Video To Help</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 13:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Bradford</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Technology]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This was shared with me this morning&#8230;  Great public service announcement for the digital TV conversion coming up February 2009. wuh, wuh, wuh]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This was shared with me this morning&#8230;  Great public service announcement for the digital TV conversion coming up February 2009.</p>
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<p>wuh, wuh, wuh</p>
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		<title>The World&#039;s Youngest Preacher?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 17:30:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Bradford</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I ran across this and wasn&#8217;t sure what to think. If my dad had called me up there when I was that age I probably would have just showed you how to burp and poop your pants. Enjoy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I ran across this and wasn&#8217;t sure what to think.  If my dad had called me up there when I was that age I probably would have just showed you how to burp and poop your pants. Enjoy.</p>
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		<title>I&#039;m Running For President</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:07:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason Bradford</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why not? I can&#8217;t do that bad, right?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why not?  I can&#8217;t do that bad, right?<br />
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