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Hillary's Advice To David Archuleta

// June 2nd, 2008 // No Comments » // Funny

Hillary Clinton David Archuletta

Want To Go Swimming?

// May 16th, 2008 // No Comments » // Funny

What Will Barack's Bumper Sticker Look Like?

// May 14th, 2008 // 1 Comment » // Funny

This is my guess… maybe with a tag line of “Stinkin’ It Up”

Barack Obama Bumper Sticker

Don't Mess With The Tuba Line

// May 13th, 2008 // No Comments » // Funny

See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

The Best Indie Movie Company…Ever!

// March 10th, 2008 // 1 Comment » // Funny

I have lots of friends in the film and video industry and many of them are really good at what they do. However, I have to admit, this company is really out to change the video industry and are truly pushing the envelope. Check out the promotional video and thank me later for recommending them.

The Kid's Music CD You Need

// February 28th, 2008 // 1 Comment » // Funny, life

Yes, Emma will get this soon…


In Case You Missed Star Wars…

// February 25th, 2008 // 2 Comments » // Funny, life

Here’s a quick overview… from a 3 year old.

Hmmm… Suing God?

// September 17th, 2007 // No Comments » // Funny, life

Oh the things we do for attention…

Nebraska State Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters

Monday , September 17, 2007

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Nebraska Democratic State Senator Ernie Chambers has decided to go straight to the top in an effort to stop natural disasters from befalling the world.

Chambers filed a lawsuit against God in Douglas County Court Friday afternoon, KPTM Fox 42 reported.

Click here for more from KPTM Fox 42 in Omaha.

The suit asks for a “permanent injunction ordering Defendant to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats.”

The lawsuit identifies the plaintiff as, “the duly elected and serving State Senator from the 11th Legislative District in Omaha, Nebraska.”

Chambers also cites that the, “defendant directly and proximately has caused, inter alia, fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes, terrifying tornados, pestilential plagues…”

Chambers says he isn’t suing God because he has any kind of beef with the deity. He says the suit is to fight possible laws restricting the filing of frivolous lawsuits. Chambers tells KPTM FOX 42 News that his lawsuit is in response to bills brought forth by other state senators to try and stop lawsuits from being filed.

“The Constitution requires that the courthouse doors be open, so you cannot prohibit the filing of suits,” Chambers says. “Anyone can sue anyone they choose, even God.”

Chambers bases his ability to sue God, as, “that defendant, being omnipresent, is personally present in Douglas County.”

Emma Videos

// July 9th, 2007 // No Comments » // Funny, life

This first video is why no baby food company is going to call us for a commercial.

In this second one, Emma is crawling… she figured that out the day before and realized she could go after cats. The weird part of this video is I actually say, “go git ‘er Emma.” Before the redneck Jason comes out, that would be interpreted as go get her Emma… I didn’t know I knew the word “Git” and “‘Er”. Nice.

Texas Chainsaw Musical : Heading To The MTV Movie Awards!

// May 30th, 2007 // No Comments » // Funny

I wanted to update you guys and say thanks from Paul and Zan, they have been officially nominated for an MTV video award and will be walking the red carpet this Sunday night. How cool is that! They haven’t won yet, but that is why I’m sending this around one more time. They need your votes one more time!!!!!!!!!! This time there are five finalists. They will be shown throughout the week on MTV and at the awards show as well.

Here is the link:

VOTE HERE!!!!!!

Make sure you vote for the Texas Chainsaw Musical, there are two spoofs on that movie.

Please make one more round of emails and blogs about this, the grassroots promotion we did last time really worked and I know it can work again!!!

Thanks for your help!!!!!!

Paul and Zan both attended Belmont and are really doing some great things in L.A., this time they did a spoof that is doing incredible. Help out our friends from Belmont and Nashville!!!!

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